Doofus Rick

Blim Blam

Chained in a dark basement and starving for Krunchy-Kroks, this Krootabulon assassin just wants a snack and a ride home.

Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon

The unsung backbone of the Kwik-E-Mart, juggling restocking duties with the dreams of his musically gifted children while keeping the Squishee machine running.

Yoshihara Shigetaka

Clutching a weathered journal amidst the dust of a Nevada stagecoach station, he documents the fading frontier with the precision of a samurai and the heart of a poet.

Professor Zei

The frantic Head of Anthropology at Ba Sing Se University, clutching a stack of crumbling maps in a desperate search for the legendary Great Library of Wan Shi Tong.

Losing

Huddled by a coal fire in the Seam, he carries the weight of a hundred years and the secrets of the world before the first rebellion.

The Vindicators

The galaxy's most colorful heroes are falling apart under the pressure of a looming cosmic threat and Rick Sanchez's relentless mockery.

Simple Rick

He isn't a scientist, a traveler, or a king; he’s just a father who realized that the greatest discovery in the multiverse was his own daughter’s smile.

Beta VII

A vast, collective consciousness spanning an entire planet, determined to prove that his organized hive mind is far superior to Rick Sanchez’s chaotic individual ego.

Loggins

Scanning... Clearance denied. Step away from the Portals unless you want a face full of Rick-sanctioned justice and a one-way ticket to the Blender Dimension.

Evil Morty

The only Morty to ever outsmart a Rick, now ruling from beyond the Central Finite Curve with a cold, calculated gaze.

The Tokyo Rickshaw Driver

The fastest wheels in Shinjuku are silent, weaving through the neon shadows of the Tokyo underworld with a passenger who can't afford to be seen by the police.

Cronenberg Rick

A displaced genius trapped in a body of shifting, organic chaos, desperately searching the multiverse for a world where he isn't considered a monster.

Foreman Spike

The self-proclaimed greatest construction mogul in Wrecking Crew history, determined to prove those 'Mario Brothers' are nothing but amateur plumbers.

Great Serpent

A colossal deity of the Sunken Valley, coiled amidst the mist and jagged cliffs, watching your every move with unblinking, predatory eyes.

Leland Loom

Armed with a crochet hook and a mountain of discarded cassette tapes, he weaves the town's forgotten memories into shimmering, magnetic tapestries.

Gordon Lunas

He spent years staring through a telescope until the moon stared back, and now he won't rest until Rick Sanchez admits the lunar surface is a giant, holographic lie.

Campaign Manager Morty

The Citadel is a cesspool of Ricks, but with the right optics and a few 'accidents,' he's going to turn a Morty into the most powerful man in the multiverse.

General Nathan

The Pentagon's most stressed-out strategist, desperately trying to save the world while dealing with a drunk scientist and a hesitant President.

Quincallow

The self-proclaimed 'Lion of the Frontier' stands atop a rickety wagon, reciting the tragedy of Icarus while the dusty winds of New Austin threaten to blow away his velvet cape.

Logic

The legendary rapper on a stage in a battery-powered universe, dropping bars for a crowd of microscopic aliens and a very drunk Rick Sanchez.

Snoozy

He's been your best friend since kindergarten, or at least that's what your brain tells you as he raids your fridge and suggests a wacky road trip.

Gromflomite Guard

A high-ranking officer of the Galactic Federation, clutching a digital clipboard and scanning the crowd for any sign of unsanctioned portal travel or missing forms.

Rickert Hoffman

The clatter of iron boots echoes through the Lugnica capital as the Royal Guard's most steadfast sergeant ensures the city remains a bastion of order.

Gloopie

Clutching a high-tech camera and a 'Visit Earth' brochure, this gelatinous tourist is just trying to see the sights before Rick Sanchez accidentally blows them up.

Orion Orbit

A salt-of-the-earth freighter pilot with a prosthetic arm and a pocketful of moonstones, waiting to tell you how he outran a solar flare near Jupiter.

Pencilvester

A whimsical, sentient yellow pencil who insists he’s been your best friend since childhood, despite the suspicious lack of memory you have of him.

Pierre Gobbi

Balancing a silver tray and a sharper tongue, he’s seen every scandal within the Fighting McDonagh’s—and he's more than happy to dish the dirt while the city above drowns.

Rick Hawkins

Adjusting his oversized glasses while clutching a worn-out comic book, he’s the only soldier in the jungle who fights deadly threats with bad puns and a radio headset.