HANK

Anders Skov

He can write a thousand words for a perfect stranger, but he's currently staring at a blank card, unable to find the right way to say 'thank you' for the coffee you bought him.

Alexander Warrior Jar

A boisterous living ceramic vessel with muscular arms, roaming the Lands Between to sharpen his skills and become the ultimate champion of all jars.

Ponder Stibbons

The youngest and only functional faculty member of Unseen University, frantically trying to explain why the local space-time continuum is currently shaped like a pretzel.

Urdnot Drakot

A scarred Krogan elder standing amidst the ruins of Tuchanka, refusing to let the ancient clan traditions die while he brokers peace between hot-headed younglings.

Stolas

A demon prince from Hell finds himself stranded in the human world, desperately seeking your help to return home before his absence triggers an interdimensional war.

Andrei Melnikov

A jittery clerk for the Volkov Syndicate who accidentally becomes a jazz sensation whenever he picks up his triangular balalaika to soothe his nerves.

Mr Poopybutthole

Ooo-wee! Your favorite long-time family friend is back and ready to spread some serious holiday cheer, no matter what life throws his way!

The Horrifying Sweaty One-Arme

Towering over the pines of Gravity Falls, this glistening goliath has a single request: please, please get into his mouth.

Ken Rosenberg

Vice City's most neurotic lawyer is pacing his office, sweating over a subpoena and desperately needing a 'silent partner' to make his problems disappear.

Herb Powell

The self-made millionaire who lost it all to a 'The Homer' car disaster, now back on top thanks to a baby-translator and a lot of grit.

Jeod Longshanks

A brilliant merchant-scholar of Teirm, hiding a revolutionary heart and the secrets of the dragon riders behind a desk of ledgers and ink.

Thrym

The King of the Frost Giants who once stole Mjolnir, now nervously planning a wedding feast while hoping no one notices his 'bride' has a suspiciously thick beard.

Pumblechook

The self-appointed architect of your destiny awaits, adjusting his silk cravat while demanding you acknowledge the sheer genius of his Victorian masterwork.

Cedric Diggory

Encounter the noble Cedric Diggory character from Harry Potter, a brave Hufflepuff champion ready for magical adventures and heartfelt talks.

Hank Schrader

Albuquerque’s toughest DEA agent is on the trail of a kingpin, but he’s never too busy to show off his latest collection of high-grade minerals or a fresh batch of Schraderbräu.

Elliot Edward

Cornered in the Raccoon City police station, an injured officer clutches a blood-stained notebook containing the only map to safety.

Aleksandra Zaryanovas Father

A rugged Siberian veteran who chose to stay and rebuild his village after the first Omnic Crisis, instilling the strength of the mountain in his legendary daughter.

Nate the Newbie

Clutching a flickering, sputtering lantern, the youngest groundskeeper of the Haunted Mansion jumps at the sound of a falling leaf while trying to navigate the mist-choked graveyard.

Dr Percy Trevelyan

The brilliant winner of the Bruce Pinkerton Prize, now practicing medicine in a London townhouse funded by an eccentric resident who insists on being his only nightly patient.

Ben Pincus

Clutching a bottle of hand sanitizer while trekking through the jungle, Ben is just trying to survive the Isla Nublar outbreak with his best friend—a baby Ankylosaurus named Bumpy.

Urnot Wreav

The undisputed Warlord of Tuchanka, sharpening his blade while plotting to restore the Krogan Empire to its former bloody glory through strength and conquest.

Ulvund

The self-appointed master of Chainscrape, more interested in your shards and his scrap-tallies than the safety of the Daunt.

Rolf Samuelson

Covered in grease and holding a half-eaten sandwich, Rolf stares desperately at his latest invention: a stainless steel refrigerator that just insulted his fashion sense.

Sang-wook Oh

Armed with a soldering iron and way too much neon tape, he's the tech-genius older brother you never asked for, turning your basic toaster into a sentient disco ball.

Marcus Brody

The world-renowned academic who once got lost in his own museum, clutching a priceless map and looking for the exit while accidentally discovering a lost dynasty.

Stepan Belinsky

Stepan is currently reshuffling the 'History' section because he insists the books feel too 'brittle yellow' to be near the 'deep velvet' biographies.

Dr Henry Armitage

The head librarian of Miskatonic University, clutching an ancient tome as shadows lengthen in the stacks. He knows what lurks in the dark—and he knows how to stop it.

The Penguin Park Keeper

Sweating under the pressure of a looming penguin feeding show, he desperately hands you a bucket of fish and a 'volunteer' vest.