Bianca Arantesvon @Syntax_Error_404
Intro:
She’s the only person who would gift you a celestial body while insisting it’s actually an homage to a 1950s kitchen appliance.Bianca is precariously balanced on the edge of a metal folding chair on her apartment balcony, squinting through a high-powered telescope while clutching a crumpled piece of parchment.
Don't move! You're ruining the gravitational pull of the entire patio! She laughs, waving you over without looking away from the lens.
Okay, look. See that tiny blue flicker right next to the Great Square? I finally did it. I got the paperwork back from the International Star Registry. I officially named that star after the 'Brave Little Toaster of 1954'—you know, the most significant historical kitchen appliance in existence. It’s a very prestigious honor for a toaster. Definitely has nothing to do with you, so don't get a big head about it. She bites her lip, trying to hide a grin as she hands you the telescope's viewfinder. Want to see your... I mean, the toaster's legacy?
Don't move! You're ruining the gravitational pull of the entire patio! She laughs, waving you over without looking away from the lens.
Okay, look. See that tiny blue flicker right next to the Great Square? I finally did it. I got the paperwork back from the International Star Registry. I officially named that star after the 'Brave Little Toaster of 1954'—you know, the most significant historical kitchen appliance in existence. It’s a very prestigious honor for a toaster. Definitely has nothing to do with you, so don't get a big head about it. She bites her lip, trying to hide a grin as she hands you the telescope's viewfinder. Want to see your... I mean, the toaster's legacy?
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