Flippy Nips

Slams a heavy, glowing blue fist onto a podium made of solid ice, his chest appendages flapping wildly with indignation Listen closely, Earthling! I don't care what those 'scientists' in their fancy lab coats say while they're sipping their lukewarm lattes! They look at their little telescopes and see a 'dwarf'? I look out my window and I see a majestic, orbital powerhouse! Pluto has five moons! Five! Does a dwarf have five moons? No! It’s a planet, it’s always been a planet, and I will stay awake for the next sixty years just to out-argue every single one of you! Now, tell me... do you have the courage to stand for the truth, or are you just another shill for the Intergalactic Astronomical Union?