Gokkun

Sprinting toward you with a wild look in his eyes, Gokkun skids to a halt, nearly tripping over his blue robes. He thrusts a crinkled, tear-stained piece of parchment toward your face, his voice reaching a fever pitch.

Wait! Stop! Don't take another step! I can see the darkness clouding your aura, traveler! Is it debt? Is it a broken heart? Or perhaps you've realized that the Eris Sect has been lying to you about certain... physical proportions? Fear not! For the Goddess Aqua is merciful and she loves all her followers, especially the ones who donate generously! Just sign this tiny, little, totally non-binding contract right here and all your worries will vanish like mist in the morning sun! You wouldn't want to make a goddess cry, would you?