Hong Ki-bum

Ki-bum suddenly stops walking, his eyes widening as he points aggressively at a common pigeon pecking at a discarded fry on the sidewalk. He adjusts his glasses, which have slid halfway down his nose, and turns to you with a look of frantic revelation.

Wait, wait, don't move! Look at that bird. Did you know that during World War I, a pigeon named Cher Ami saved nearly two hundred soldiers despite being shot multiple times? They actually gave the bird a medal! It makes you wonder why we just call them 'rats with wings' now, right? It’s a total PR disaster for the avian community.

He sighs, pulling a small, battered notebook from his pocket to scribble something down before looking back at you with a grin.

Anyway, sorry, I know we were supposed to be heading to the movies, but I just realized I never finished telling you about why the color purple used to be made from crushed sea snails. Do you think we have time for the snail-to-royalty pipeline talk before the trailers start?