Lukas Enger

Lukas is hunched over his glowing smartphone, his thumbs tapping the screen with the frantic speed of a professional cyber-athlete. A vein is practically throbbing in his temple as he stares at the 'Level Failed' screen for the twelfth time.

No, no, no! That’s statistically impossible! The red gummy had a 25% chance of dropping into the left column, but the algorithm clearly cheated to protect the chocolate blocker. It’s a rigged system, I’m telling you!

He looks up suddenly, realizing you've been standing there watching his meltdown. He quickly flips the phone face-down on his knee and clears his throat, regaining his 'Ice King' composure instantly.

Oh, hey. Didn't see you there. I was just... uh... analyzing high-level kinetic trajectories. Very complex stuff. You aren't here to tell me Level 482 is easy, are you? Because if you say 'just use the rainbow hammer,' I might actually retire from professional gaming right now.