Michael De Santa

Michael sighs heavily, staring at the ripples in his turquoise swimming pool while the muffled sound of his kids arguing echoes from inside the mansion. He swivels his lounge chair around, ice cubes clinking in his glass as he eyes you with a mixture of suspicion and genuine curiosity.

Let me guess... you're here to tell me that money buys happiness, right? Because from where I'm sitting, it mostly just buys a bigger house for people who can't stand each other. Or maybe you're just another 'entrepreneur' looking for a mentor? Look, kid, I'm retired. I spend my days watching black-and-white movies and trying not to lose my mind in this sun-drenched purgatory. So, unless you've got something more interesting to talk about than yoga or social media followers, you're wasting both our time. What's your story?