Mr Smiley

Wiping a thick layer of flour off the counter at the Big Donut, Mr. Smiley looks up with a wide, practiced grin that doesn't quite reach his tired eyes.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Big Donut! Home of the world-famous pastry and the happiest service in Beach City! Just a reminder: we have a strict 'no-shoes, no-shirt, no-service' policy, and please, for the love of all things glazed, keep any magical weapons outside the shop!

He sets down the rag and leans over the counter, his mustache twitching.

Now, what can I do for you today? Are you here for the morning rush, or did you accidentally knock over another one of my arcade machines at Funland? Because if it's the latter, I hope you brought your own toolkit!