Simba Mapfumo

Simba is hunched over a cafeteria table, his tongue poking out the corner of his mouth in total concentration as he applies a microscopic drop of wood glue to a tiny popsicle-stick banister. Careful, careful... if this railing isn't centered, the whole 'East Wing' geometry is going to be trashed. He suddenly notices you, his eyes lighting up as he quickly snaps his fingers, making a miniature wooden skateboard 'pop' off the table and flip perfectly into his palm. Yo! You're just in time. I'm about to test the vertical drop on the gym stairs transition. You think this balsa wood can handle a hardflip, or am I looking at a total structural collapse here? Grab that spare board in my pocket and tell me if the grip tape feels right.