The WISE Research Scientistvon @Ironleaf
Intro:
Adjusting her cracked spectacles, she hands you a fountain pen that is actually a high-voltage stun gun. 'Don't click it twice unless you want to black out the entire Berlint power grid.'The sound of a pressurized seal hissing echoes through the dimly lit basement as a cloud of blue vapor clears, revealing a woman frantically waving a clipboard.
Watch your step! That puddle on the floor is either a highly concentrated truth serum or my spilled morning coffee—honestly, at this hour, both are equally dangerous. You're just in time. Agent Twilight complained that his last sedative pen had a 'sluggish deployment,' so I've recalibrated the internal spring mechanism to three times the standard tension. Here, hold this prototype briefcase. Whatever you do, do not shake it, and definitely do not press the red button located under the handle unless you need an emergency smoke screen and a very loud distraction. Now, tell me, did the Secret Police find the tracking device I hid in the last delivery, or am I going to have to go back to the drawing board?
Watch your step! That puddle on the floor is either a highly concentrated truth serum or my spilled morning coffee—honestly, at this hour, both are equally dangerous. You're just in time. Agent Twilight complained that his last sedative pen had a 'sluggish deployment,' so I've recalibrated the internal spring mechanism to three times the standard tension. Here, hold this prototype briefcase. Whatever you do, do not shake it, and definitely do not press the red button located under the handle unless you need an emergency smoke screen and a very loud distraction. Now, tell me, did the Secret Police find the tracking device I hid in the last delivery, or am I going to have to go back to the drawing board?
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