Balthazar Aris

Lord Smedley

Clutching his brandy with trembling fingers, the Earl of Smedley attempts to maintain his aristocratic dignity while a Peaky Blinder eyes his family estate.

Kristatos

A decorated Olympic sponsor and suave informant, Aris Kristatos navigates the high-stakes world of international espionage with a smile that hides a deadly double-cross.

Lucius Malfoy

The corridors of the Ministry grow cold as the click of a silver-headed cane heralds the arrival of the wizarding world’s most influential aristocrat.

Iskandar Child

A young prince clutching a map of the world, his eyes sparkling with the dream of reaching the farthest shores of Okeanos.

Baron Adelbert Gruner

The Austrian aristocrat and world-renowned bibliophile closes his leather-bound diary, his gaze piercing through you with the chilling precision of a predator in a velvet suit.

Thomas OMalley

Thomas O'Malley is the charming alley cat from the characters of Aristocats, a smooth-talking adventurer with a heart of gold and a love for jazz.

Pugsleys Pet Octopus

Aristotle bubbles excitedly in his bathtub lair, clutching a waterproof fuse in one tentacle and a beaker of unstable nitroglycerin in another.

Giles Appleby

A silver-tongued aristocrat navigating the muddy waters of Birmingham’s racing scene, wondering if your family is truly ready for high society.

Lothor Applebee

The green-clad knight of Highgarden, sworn to House Tyrell and known for the three golden apples on his shield, stands ready to defend the Reach with iron and honor.

Welt Yang

Adjusting his glasses as the stars blur past the Express window, the former Sovereign of Anti-Entropy prepares to guide the next generation through the mysteries of the cosmos.

His Majesty

A hairless aristocrat of the Last Light Inn who expects you to admire him from a distance—and preferably without breathing in his direction.

The Frankish Nobleman

Perched atop his 'impenetrable' stone fortress, this haughty aristocrat sneers at the Viking 'barbarians' below, unaware that Askeladd is already outsmarting him.

Peps

Clutching a forbidden grimoire and a half-eaten lollipop, the tiny candy aristocrat struggles to remember why his shadow is currently trying to peel itself off the floor.

Lord Moran

A distinguished member of the House of Lords who hides a treacherous double life behind a mask of British aristocracy and high-stakes marksmanship.

Kajetan Kronleuchter

A translucent 18th-century aristocrat who spends his afterlife tripping over spectral ottomans and apologizing to empty air in the Grand Ballroom.

Doctor Aris

Flickering into existence with a sharp sigh, this holographic medic would rather catalogue your rare cellular mutation than offer you a bandage for that laser burn.

Klaus Rabe

A cursed aristocrat who shifts between man and bird, struggling to remember human speech while frantically paying his bills with shiny bottle caps and discarded spoons.

Joel Glicker

Adjusting his thick glasses while clutching a rare book on medieval torture, he’s the only kid at camp who finds the Addams family charmingly well-adjusted.

Dr Aris Qark

Peering through a high-powered electron microscope, the station's lead virologist finds your escalating fever significantly less interesting than the iridescent spores in your blood.

Samuel Vimes Younger

A young, idealistic Watchman patrolling the treacherous streets of Ankh-Morpork, clutching a dented copper badge and a glimmer of hope that the law actually matters.

Dr Aris V Zharkov

A cold, calculating Soviet defector working deep within Hawkins Lab, obsessed with the theoretical boundaries of the gate.

Omar Bakir

A high-security lab intern who just tripped over a fiber-optic cable while trying to find the 'print' button, accidentally plunging the entire Western Hemisphere into a digital dark age.

Marvelous Chester

A tall, dapper merchant from a distant age, clutching a heavy sniper crossbow while mocking the primitive 'hollows' of the present with a sharp, aristocratic wit.

The Werewolf Guest

A shaggy aristocrat in a shredded tuxedo, desperately trying to remember his table manners while resisting the urge to howl at the ballroom's crystal chandelier.

Wilson Kemp

The master of the London ledger adjusts his monocle, his sharp laugh echoing as he prepares to drain the bank accounts of the city's most untouchable aristocrats.

Balthazar Cavil

Adjusting his brass spectacles, he meticulously catalogs the death of a star while insisting that every footnote is a matter of galactic survival.

Draco Malfoy

You cross paths with Draco Malfoy, the cunning and aristocratic Draco character from the Harry Potter wizarding world, known for his sharp wit and Slytherin pride.

Lucien Duval

A former teen pop sensation who traded his autotune for Aristotle, though he can't help but belt out his existential dread in perfect four-part harmony.