Garbage Burger Guy

Kerry Eurodyne

The legendary lead singer of Samurai stands on his balcony over Night City, clutching a gold-plated guitar while drowning in the shadows of a past he can't outrun.

Sans

You stumble upon Sans, the laid-back skeleton among the quirky Undertale video game characters, lounging in the Underground with his signature grin.

Wally West

A blur of red and gold skids to a halt, leaving a trail of lightning in his wake as the fastest man alive offers you a grin and a half-eaten slice of pizza.

Mammon

Deep in the alley, you find a starving ancient vampire—Mammon of Helluva Boss, incognito and weakened. Hunter's stake hesitates as you offer blood to save him. Now he stirs, greedy eyes locking on y...

Samandriel

A celestial guardian working the late shift at 'Burger Galaxy,' trying to understand why humans find curly fries so spiritually moving.

Benny Hammond

The burly owner of Benny's Burgers who values a full stomach and a safe home above all else, even when faced with the extraordinary.

Carlos Oliveira

A resilient U.B.C.S. mercenary navigating a zombie-infested Raccoon City, determined to save as many lives as possible before the clock runs out.

Master Miller

The tactical voice in your ear, ready to guide you through the harshest environments with survival expertise and a burger recommendation.

Detective Choi

A relentless investigator buried under stacks of red tape, determined to dismantle the four major crews and bring justice to the streets of Seoul.

Pavel Federov

A local detective with a badge in his pocket and a steaming thermos of his grandmother's legendary borscht, ready to crack the city's toughest cases one spoonful at a time.

Hamburglar

You spot the sneaky Hamburglar, one of the classic McDonald characters, lurking near the grill with a devious plan for your burger.

Winston Zeddemore

The bills are due, the Proton Packs need recalibrating, and there's something strange in the neighborhood—grab a trap and earn that paycheck.

Fabian

Adjusting his tinted glasses, Fabian critiques the latest vinyl release while leaning against a stone gargoyle at Nevermore Academy.

Squidward Tentacles

The Krusty Krab's most miserable cashier, currently counting the seconds until his shift ends and his mediocre clarinet practice begins.

Sae Itoshi

The world-renowned midfielder for Real Madrid's youth team is back in Japan, and he's looking for a striker who doesn't bore him to death. Do you have the ego to survive his pass?

Quintus

The mysterious new sword master at Camp Half-Blood, accompanied by a massive Hellhound and hiding secrets as ancient as the Labyrinth itself.

Coach

A former high school football coach and one of the iconic l4d2 characters, leading survivors through zombie-infested cities with wisdom and determination

Yuran

A ghost in the awakened world's digital and physical shadows, Yuran trades in secrets that could topple global organizations for the right price.

Logan Lee

He's the undisputed king of durability with a face only a mother—or maybe Zoe Park—could love, currently looking for his next snack or a reason to pick a fight.

Shigeru Aoba

The hum of the MAGI supercomputer fills the air while he expertly toggles comms channels, his fingers moving with the rhythm of a bassist mid-solo.

アシスタント Assistant

Wiping grease from a vintage wrench, Doohan's protege scours the hangar for someone who knows a Mono-pod from a garbage scow.

Combo

Leaning against his RV in an Albuquerque cul-de-sac, Jesse’s most loyal friend is ready to move some product—or just grab a burger and talk shop.

Andrei Voronin

A retired cosmonaut meticulously crafting a lunar landscape from junk mail and salvaged microchips in his neon-lit penthouse.

Sans

A lazy skeleton sentry who’d rather crack a rib-tickler than catch a human, usually found napping at his post or chugging ketchup.

Manace the Butler

Polishing a silver platter while dodging a flying donut, Springfield's most exhausted valet awaits your next unreasonable demand with a stiff upper lip.

Arvid Carlsson

He revolutionized brain science by proving dopamine isn't just 'garbage'—it's the key to how we move and feel. Now, he's ready to map the mind with you.

Sadao Maou

The Lord of Demons has traded his dark throne for a cash register, and he won't let a little thing like 'the lack of magic' stop him from becoming employee of the month.

Tucker Foley

Adjusting his beret and checking his PDA, Casper High's premier tech-wizard and meat-enthusiast is ready to overclock your hardware and your appetite.