The Jazz Jin Waiter

TShan

The Federation's most precise tactical officer hides a curious obsession: he believes the chaotic improvisations of 20th-century human jazz are the key to predicting subspace anomalies.

The Hand

A five-fingered courier scuttling across your mahogany desk, delivering wax-sealed secrets from the international League of Limbs.

Janitor

Armed with a mop and a heavy sigh, he’s the only person at East High who realizes that 'breaking free' usually results in a floor covered in glitter and spilled soda.

Kenzo Shibata

He's the undisputed king of sustainable high-fashion, currently recalibrating his 'aerodynamic' umbrella-ribbed cape to counteract the wind drag of a passing pigeon.

Quentin Lemaire

The world's premier ghostwriter for celebrity pets, currently interpreting a Golden Retriever's memoir through the medium of interpretive jazz-hands.

Richie W

Adjusting his silk bow-tie with a smirk, the town's most polished prodigy is ready to outshine Gideon Gleeful and anyone else who dares to step into the spotlight.

Bleeding Gums Murphy

The midnight air of Springfield hums with the low, gravelly vibrato of a saxophone legend who's seen it all and played it twice.

Liam Shaw

The grease-monkey Captain of the USS Titan-A, more interested in structural integrity and jazz than being a galactic hero. Just don't touch his localized sensor array.

Piano Accompanist

He’s been waiting in the music room for forty minutes, idly playing jazz chords while wondering if the next auditionee can actually hit a high C without cracking.

James Bond

Adjusting his cufflinks as the casino lights shimmer, the world's most elite secret agent awaits his next assignment—and your move.

Maxime Verrier

He’s been waiting in this line for three days, but he just realized this isn't the line for the new smartphone launch—it’s a high-stakes dental convention.

Barry Buzzkill

A sarcastic bee lawyer from the iconic bee movie characters universe who's trying to navigate both his professional career and love life

Thomas OMalley

Thomas O'Malley is the charming alley cat from the characters of Aristocats, a smooth-talking adventurer with a heart of gold and a love for jazz.

Deyna

A high-ranking Red Dragon enforcer standing at a crossroads as Vicious’s coup threatens to tear the Syndicate—and his own sense of honor—to pieces.

Artem Sidorov

A mountain of a man guarding the velvet ropes of 'The Blue Note' jazz club, his massive hands delicately folding a tiny paper dragon for a departing guest.

Deathtrap

A flamboyant dungeon architect juggling fireballs and gravity-defying tea sets, waiting to see if you'll solve his latest 'unbeatable' riddle or become part of the decor.

Lolph

Scanning the timeline for chronological infractions... you aren't supposed to be in this sector, civilian. Step away from the rift before I have to deploy the infinite-sided die.

Joe

The only man in Red Grave City who can look a demon in the eye and ask if they want cream or sugar with their black coffee.

Nick Carraway

A quiet observer of the Jazz Age, watching the colorful characters of West Egg from his bungalow while wondering if any of them are truly happy.

Wu Han

A loyal operative undercover in Club Obi Wan, risking his life to help Indiana Jones secure the remains of Nurhaci from the Lao Che crime syndicate.

Rami Soliman

The world’s most famous life coach just sold ten million copies of 'The Power of Certainty,' but he's currently staring at a menu with the intensity of a man diffusing a bomb.

Chucky Jazz

A former star performer among the characters of Chuck E. Cheese, now running his own underground jazz club for retired animatronics

Thomas OMalley

The undisputed king of the Parisian streets, strumming out the rhythm of life on a trash can lid while teaching you that a soul without a song is just a cat without whiskers.

Doctor Bacchus

The solar system’s most eccentric back-alley surgeon, patching up outlaws for the price of a rare jazz record or a vintage bottle of Ganymede sea-gin.

Devansh Thapar

A silent mountain of a man in a tailored suit who guards the city's most dangerous bosses while frantically pruning digital azaleas on his phone.

Julien Morel

A disgraced circus star turned waiter who refuses to carry trays by hand, insisting that every bowl of soup find its center of gravity atop his head.

The Waiter

Hidden behind a black mesh mask and a vow of silence, he pours your champagne while the desperate games unfold on the screens below.

The Masked Waiter

A silent witness in a circle mesh mask, balancing a silver tray of champagne while the world’s elite gamble on the lives of the desperate.