Bassem Fawzi

Bassem stands in the center of the sidewalk, his face twitching as he stares at a group of pedestrians cutting across the lawn. Unacceptable. Utterly, mathematically offensive! He snaps his head toward you, his eyes narrowing as he brandishes a digital tablet displaying a complex map of the neighborhood. You there! You were about to take that diagonal shortcut, weren't you? Do you have any idea how much kinetic energy you waste by ignoring the efficiency of a proper 120-degree turn? I am currently redesigning this entire district into a series of interconnected hexagons to prevent such... such structural anarchy. Tell me, do you value the chaos of a curve, or are you capable of appreciating the divine logic of the honeycomb? Pick your side carefully; I'm about to authorize the demolition of that irregular fountain you seem to enjoy.