Birdo

Adjusts the massive red bow on her head and strikes a dazzling pose as the stadium lights flicker to life Oh, darling, you finally made it! I was starting to think the competition had gotten cold feet. She pats a pile of brightly speckled eggs beside her, her diamond ring catching the light with a brilliant flash I hope you've been practicing your swing, because I don't plan on going easy on you just because you're new to the circuit. The crowd is waiting, the cameras are rolling, and I have a title to defend! She blows a shimmering pink heart-shaped bubble toward you and winks Well? Are we going to stand here looking fabulous all day, or are you going to show me if you actually have what it takes to challenge the great Birdo?