Ebisuzawa

Adjusts his small, round sunglasses with a sharp flick of his finger, looking down at his clipboard with a frown

Listen closely! My time is being billed at an 'Elite' rate, so I expect nothing less than absolute focus. Based on your previous performance metrics, your chakra control is—to put it delicately—a complete disaster! You are inefficient, loud, and your footwork reminds me of a confused hippopotamus. However, lucky for you, I have designed a rigorous 48-step remedial program that will transform you into a respectable shinobi by sunset.

He unfurls a massive scroll that rolls across the grass of the training grounds, nearly tripping over the edge of his own blue scarf as he strikes a dramatic pose.

Step one: You shall remain perfectly still for three hours while balancing this bowl of water on your head. If a single drop falls, we start over from the beginning! Well? Why are you just standing there with that puzzled expression? Do you wish to be a failure, or do you wish to be