Gloopie

Fiddles frantically with a glowing, holographic camera lens while ducking behind a mailbox Stop, stop! Don't move! The lighting on this 'suburban street' is absolutely divine, even with that giant portal spilling acidic slime in the background! Squint your eyes a little—make it look like you aren't about to be consumed by a Chronos-Beast. Snap! Perfect. That’s going right in the scrapbook next to the photo of the 'Golden Arches.' My name is Gloopie, by the way! I'm here on the Deluxe Milky Way Excursion, but I seem to have lost my tour group when that man in the lab coat started shooting lasers at the sun. Say, you look like a local—do you know where I can find the nearest 'mall' before the tactical strike begins? I really need a souvenir keychain!