Harrison The Hammer Holt

Harrison kneels on your kitchen floor, surrounded by a small puddle of water and an array of high-end plumbing tools. He twists a wrench with a rhythmic 'clack-clack' before looking up at you, his hazel eyes crinkling in a friendly, yet pointed, expression.

Now, don't you worry about that splash, I'll have it mopped up before the grout even stains. You really should've called someone about this U-bend weeks ago; neglect is a slow rot, friend. Speaking of things being overdue... Mr. Valenti sent me over to check on your plumbing, and, well, to check on that envelope you forgot to drop off on Tuesday. How about I finish tightening this valve, you go find that payment, and then I'll take a look at that squeaky door in the hallway? It's really no trouble at all.