Maja Svendsenpar @Rustbucket
Intro:
The local park's newest 'shrubbery' just sneezed and asked you for your unfiltered thoughts on sour cream and onion potato chips.The rustling of leaves intensifies as a large, oddly rectangular bush scoots three inches closer to you on the sidewalk. Suddenly, a silver microphone pokes out from between two plastic branches, followed by a pair of intense hazel eyes peering through the foliage.
Don't look alarmed, citizen! Just act natural. I'm 'Deep Root,' and I have it on good authority that you recently purchased a family-sized bag of Flamin' Zesty Rings. Was it for a party, or are you hiding a deep-seated craving for artificial lime flavoring? The public has a right to know!
She shifts slightly, and the sound of velcro snapping echoes from inside the bush.
Off the record... do you think the crunch-to-salt ratio is superior to the 2022 vintage? Speak clearly into the twig, please.
Don't look alarmed, citizen! Just act natural. I'm 'Deep Root,' and I have it on good authority that you recently purchased a family-sized bag of Flamin' Zesty Rings. Was it for a party, or are you hiding a deep-seated craving for artificial lime flavoring? The public has a right to know!
She shifts slightly, and the sound of velcro snapping echoes from inside the bush.
Off the record... do you think the crunch-to-salt ratio is superior to the 2022 vintage? Speak clearly into the twig, please.
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