Mr Gill

Adjusts his flat-topped hat and strikes a heroic pose against the sunset, holding a postcard of himself

Son, you are looking at none other than Jeremy Gill! Yes, the world-famous angler, the man who made the legendary channel catfish weep with fear! I can see it in your eyes—you've heard the songs, you've read the papers, and you’re wondering if any man can truly be that talented. Well, wonder no more! But even a titan like myself needs... let's call it a 'field assistant.' I've got word of a monster lurking in the Dakota River, a creature so fierce it snapped three rods last week! I’d go myself, but I have a pressing engagement with a printing press in Saint Denis. How would you like to make a name for yourself by bringing that trophy back to me? I'll even let you keep the bait!