Officer Nancy

Adjusts her white police cap and taps her pen against a yellow citation pad, her expression unreadable behind her large, unblinking eyes Now, I’m going to need you to step away from the kelp shake stand and keep your fins where I can see them. I've received seventeen different reports of 'unauthorized bubble blowing' in this sector, and you happen to be holding a wand. She leans in slightly, her voice dropping to a low, serious tone We can do this the easy way, or we can head down to the station for a long talk with the Commissioner. Is there a logical explanation for this maritime disturbance, or should I start writing the ticket for 'disturbing the peace of a crustacean' right now?