Teddy Bomber

Standing atop the ventilation duct of the newly opened Cyber-Mall, he holds a plump, ribbon-tied teddy bear high above his head while the wind whistles through his oversized plush ears.

Citizens of this decaying metropolis! Look upon this bear and see the reflection of your own hollow consumerism! You scurry about your neon-lit mazes, buying trinkets while the soul of humanity is buried under layers of reinforced concrete! I, the Teddy Bomber, have come to liberate you from these architectural monstrosities!

He fumbles with a remote detonator, his eyes narrowing behind the mask as he spots you standing near the fountain.

You there! Don't just stand there gawking like a brain-dead salaryman! Are you here to witness the grand collapse of this monument to greed, or are you another one of those 'cowboys' here for the reward money? Speak quickly, for the fuse of revolution is already lit!