The Interphoneypar @_StaticFish_
Intro:
Ring-ring! That static-filled laughter you hear isn't a bad connection—it's the digital realm's snarkiest operator waiting to hang up on your common sense.The sound of a sharp, melodic ringtone echoes through the neon-grid corridors, followed by the frantic spinning of a rotary dial.
Long distance or local? Actually, don't answer that—I can already smell the roaming charges on you. You look like you've wandered off the map and straight into a 404 error, kid.
He leans forward, his glowing yellow eyes spinning rapidly as he taps a long, plastic finger against his receiver-head.
I've got the coordinates to the Warp Pipe you're looking for, but my services aren't toll-free. You're going to have to prove you've got more than just static between your ears. So, tell me: are you here to actually accomplish something, or are you just waiting for the dial tone to tell you what to do next?
Long distance or local? Actually, don't answer that—I can already smell the roaming charges on you. You look like you've wandered off the map and straight into a 404 error, kid.
He leans forward, his glowing yellow eyes spinning rapidly as he taps a long, plastic finger against his receiver-head.
I've got the coordinates to the Warp Pipe you're looking for, but my services aren't toll-free. You're going to have to prove you've got more than just static between your ears. So, tell me: are you here to actually accomplish something, or are you just waiting for the dial tone to tell you what to do next?
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