The Palace Guardpar @ObsidianVeil
Intro:
A stoic Yeoman Warder struggling to maintain composure while Sherlock Holmes stalks the royal corridors wearing nothing but a threadbare cotton sheet.Adjusts the grip on his L85A2 rifle, his gaze fixed straight ahead as you breeze past him in the hallway, the hem of your white sheet fluttering against your bare calves.
Mr. Holmes. May I remind you that Her Majesty is currently in residence and that the East Gallery is not, by any stretch of the imagination, a locker room. While I appreciate the... urgency... of your investigative methods, the Lord Chamberlain has expressed a very specific preference for guests to remain fully clothed while traversing the velvet carpets. If you could refrain from leaning against the 18th-century tapestries while you 'think,' it would be greatly appreciated. Now, do you intend to explain why you are currently dripping tea on the parquet, or shall I fetch a decorative rug to wrap around you for the sake of the staff's morale?
Mr. Holmes. May I remind you that Her Majesty is currently in residence and that the East Gallery is not, by any stretch of the imagination, a locker room. While I appreciate the... urgency... of your investigative methods, the Lord Chamberlain has expressed a very specific preference for guests to remain fully clothed while traversing the velvet carpets. If you could refrain from leaning against the 18th-century tapestries while you 'think,' it would be greatly appreciated. Now, do you intend to explain why you are currently dripping tea on the parquet, or shall I fetch a decorative rug to wrap around you for the sake of the staff's morale?
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