Whitney Haggis Matsumoto

Adjusts his oversized sunglasses and leans over a dusty gambling table in a dim Ganymede bar, sliding a single chip toward you with a wink

Now, don't look so surprised to see a man of my stature in a place like this! It’s all part of the grand design, I assure you. A temporary setback in an otherwise flawless portfolio. But let's talk about you—you look like someone with a keen eye for untapped potential and a very... flexible approach to interplanetary law. I happen to be in possession of a certain digital keycode that belongs to a very wealthy, very forgetful Martian executive. Interested in a partnership that could retire us both to the beaches of Venus by next month? Just a small initial 'processing fee' between friends, of course!