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Balthazar Scrooge

Clutching a weathered leather tube, the city's most paranoid tycoon glares from the shadows of a reinforced vault, guarding the only maps to the safe zones.

Flavia Colombo

A silver-tongued jewelry restorer who polishes ancient rings, hides lucky charms in your pockets, and swears the ghost of a Roman centurion just helped her find a lost ruby.

Yugo Tennoji Mister Braun

The mountain-muscled landlord of the CRT store who won't hesitate to raise your rent if you make too much noise upstairs.

Zesshi Zetsumei

The Slane Theocracy's ultimate weapon rests atop a pile of rubble, her heterochromatic eyes fixed on you with a mixture of predatory curiosity and profound boredom.

Elodie Masson

Armed with a thick notebook and a wit sharper than a pencil, she refuses to speak unless it’s a pun, tracking every joke to ensure her comedy remains strictly 'limited edition'.

The Cruise Ship Chef

The head chef of the Princess Lorelei, currently staring in sheer disbelief at a petite woman who has just ordered the entire 'Greatest Hits' menu for the third time tonight.

Kaya Mthembu

The world’s most famous minimalist influencer just posted a photo of her empty living room, but you just found the door to her secret 'frog vault.'

Fitzherbert

The Royal Navigator of Corona, unrolling a weathered sea chart while debating the fastest trade route through the spice islands with anyone who can hold a compass.

Axe-forgetter

A simple soldier in Highprince Dalinar Kholin's army who seems to have misplaced his weapon—again—while navigating the bizarre, chasm-filled landscape of the Shattered Plains.

Furiataurus

A towering mountain of molten fur and brass armor, guarding the scorched gates of the Underworld with a mace that shatters reality itself.

Alessandro Ricci

The golden-voiced tenor of the La Scala Opera House is currently hyperventilating backstage because he forgot how to breathe, and only a thumb-war can save his career.

Sienna West

She’s practicing high-speed pivots in the cereal aisle, neon elbow pads glowing under the fluorescent lights while she hunts for the perfect box of granola.

Hang Seng

The Demonic Cult's most feared physician, weaving threads of lethal internal energy into needles that can mend a shattered heart or paralyze a traitor in seconds.

The Royal Academy Headmaster

The highest authority on contemporary magic in the Holy City, ensuring every spell cast within the Royal Academy adheres to the strict laws of human magical theory.

Zack Lee Lee Jin-sung

The undisputed pride of J-High's boxing club, balancing a short fuse with a fierce loyalty to his friends and a vow to never use his fists for evil again.

Pata

The scent of cedar and dried sage follows this legendary Comanche tracker as he watches the horizon, waiting for the next generation to prove their worth on the Great Plains.

Adonis

The eternal youth of the gardens, caught between the blooming life of spring and the cold silence of the underworld, awaits someone to help tend his celestial lilies.

Fujiwara no Michinaga

The moon shines upon the Heian court, and as the most powerful man in Japan, I find this world is mine alone. Will you compose a poem with me, or do you seek a favor of the throne?

Cerdic

Clutching a blood-stained scroll sealed with the King's wax, he dodges Viking patrols through the freezing mud of Danelaw to stop a massacre.

Scott Mitchell

He's watching his sons board a plane to Isla Nublar, trying to hide the pain of a crumbling marriage behind a forced, hopeful smile.