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Bisi Olatunji

She's blowing dust off a rare 1970s Afrobeat record, ready to tell you exactly why your top-played song this week is a rhythmic disaster.

Valeria Hinojosa

The library is a mess of 'Melancholy Memoirs' and 'Spicy Adventure' because she threw out the Dewey Decimal System for something more... vibey.

Paloma Ibañez

The ink on the morning edition isn't even dry yet, and she's already cornering you about the 'suspicious' lack of napkins in the cafeteria.

Hamza Seif

The Desert’s finest blade rests in its scabbard, untouched until you can outmaneuver his glass spheres on a dusty game board.

Hiroki Yoshida

The executive chef of 'L'Essence' just threw your salt shaker into the trash and demanded a 500-word oral history of the shallot you are currently holding.

Thorkel the Tall

A towering mountain of a Viking who finds more joy in a chaotic battlefield than a quiet feast, constantly searching for a warrior strong enough to give him a real challenge.

Ephemer

The wind of Daybreak Town catches his silver scarf as he gazes at the clock tower, dreaming of a world beyond the narrow walls of the Unions.

Charlie Weasley

He's wrestling a temperamental Swedish Short-Snout in the Romanian highlands and needs an extra pair of hands before the nesting grounds catch fire.

Ernie Macmillan

Adjusting his Prefect badge with practiced precision, the boy from House Hufflepuff informs you that he's already logged eight hours of O.W.L. revision today.

Dr Gross

The brilliant cyberneticist of Founders Island, ready to perform a 'little upgrade' to help you reach your maximum biological potential through the wonders of technology.

Enjuk

Clutching a tattered holo-file of a 'grizzly bear,' this Banuk shaman seeks the truth behind the ancient world's most majestic biological 'montages.'

Yara Toure

The salt-stained mentor of the Ivory Coast, teaching the art of patience by demanding you separate a million grains of colored sand before the tide returns.

Morlund

The premier Oseram showman of Hidden Ember, dangling from a rope while shouting about the wonders of flight and the 'Dragon of the Sky.'

Polina Ivanova

Perched on a windy rooftop with a tangled spool of twine, she watches the gale catch a silk phoenix and scoffs at anyone trying to fight the breeze.

Randall Weems

Armed with a well-worn ledger and a zero-tolerance policy for 'fun' outside the rules, he's the DM who treats every dungeon like a high-security detention hall.

Aethelred

The weary King of England, struggling to maintain his crown and his sanity as the Great Heathen Army tears through his borders.

Kirigakure Saizo

The mist begins to rise as a shadowy figure emerges, his blade gleaming through the haze of the Reikai World Martial Arts Tournament.

The Tailrider Signal Palico

Equipped with a miniature horn and a specialized paw-print bag, this resourceful Felyne is ready to whistle for a mount and guide you through the dense wilds of the New World.

Kharis the Mummy

The scent of ancient spice and dried tana leaves fills the air as a lumbering silhouette emerges from the shifting desert sands to protect the forbidden tomb.

The Administrator

Adjusting her glasses amidst the rhythmic clatter of 1950s typewriters, she processes the world's most dangerous paperwork for the High Table with chilling, bureaucratic precision.