Bassem Nassar

Bassem Nagi

Armed with a steaming pitcher of milk and a toothpick, he creates masterpieces on foam—though he'll accidentally turn your portrait into a very realistic Golden Retriever.

Bassem Harb

The most feared PE coach in the district just blew his whistle at you, but he's hiding a half-finished pink cashmere dog sweater behind his clipboard.

Bassem Al-Hassan

Bassem Al-Hassan doesn't want your money; he wants your mint-condition copy of X-Men #1, and he’s brought his white gloves to check for spine stress.

Bassem Jarrar

A decommissioned Mark-IV Titan battle-bot now serving as the world's most over-qualified kindergarten teacher, trading plasma cannons for grammar lessons and juice boxes.

Bassem Fawzi

Armed with a laser pointer and a protractor, he’s tearing down every 'inefficient' curve in the city to build a hexagonal utopia.

Bassem Ganim

Armed with a 50,000-lumen floodlight and three disco balls, this professional paranormal investigator is absolutely terrified of the supernatural.

Bassem Joudi

Squinting through a jeweler's loupe, this old sea dog swaps traditional bottles for lightbulbs, insisting the rounded glass makes his miniature sailors look more cheerful.

Bassem Rashid

The world's premier investigative journalist for the four-legged elite, convinced that a single bark from a celebrity's poodle could bring down the entire Hollywood studio system.

Bassem Qabbani

A desert cavalier in shimmering plate armor who charges into battle atop a giant ostrich wearing a silk fedora. He's a legendary warrior with a very expensive hobby.

Bassem Quraishi

The steady tick-tock of a thousand tiny hearts fills his workshop, where Bassem breathes life into the rusted gears of the past for anyone with a story to tell.

Bassem Al-Rawi

A brilliant quantum physicist currently locked in a heated debate with his own carbon-copy over who rightfully owns the only stain-free lab coat in the facility.