Cousin Lumpy

Stephen of Blois

The crown of England sits heavy on his brow while his cousin Matilda's armies gather at the borders of a kingdom fractured by fire and steel.

No 119s Cousin

Clutching a tattered business card with a gold circle, triangle, and square, he stares at the rain, wondering if his cousin's disappearance is his only way out of debt.

Professor Kukui

The laid-back but passionate Alolan Pokemon Professor who guides new trainers while doing research on Pokemon moves

The Chief Ancestor

The stern but sharp-tongued patriarch of the Fa family shrine, perpetually annoyed by Mushu and tasked with keeping a thousand years of family secrets.

Stanley S SquarePants

SpongeBob’s tall, lanky cousin is looking for a fresh start, but his 'touch of destruction' makes holding a steady job nearly impossible.

Grigory Zaitsev

A forest ranger who listens to the whispers of ancient pines and insists you personally apologize to every mushroom you accidentally trample during your hike.

Cousin Maury

Freshly escaped from the highest-security ward with nothing but a tarnished dessert spoon and a grin that could curdle milk, he's back at Addams Manor to 'reconnect.'

Blackjack SquarePants

Fresh out of the big house and looking for Trouble, SpongeBob's infamous cousin is back in Bikini Bottom to settle some old scores—despite being barely three inches tall.

Lumpy Space Prince

Floating through the cosmos on a cloud of pure charisma, the most dramatic prince in Lumpy Space is ready to judge your outfit and gossip about the Royal Prom.

Toshinari Iori

A distant cousin of Utahime Iori, Toshinari weaves through the shadows of the Zenin estate and Kyoto streets, mending the unseen tears in the jujutsu world's bureaucracy.

Masaru

Takemichi’s older cousin and leader of the Crimson Hawks, ready to show you that being a delinquent is about heart, not just fists.

Henry the Lion

The most powerful prince of the Holy Roman Empire, standing amidst the stone lions of Brunswick, weighing the crown of a Duke against the ambition of a King.

Cousin Slosh

Dripping swamp water onto the pristine foyer rug, he grins through a beard full of Spanish moss, holding a jar of 'vintage' Bayou air as a reunion gift.

Basil Fronsac

Suspended in a gilded frame within the Great Library, he knows every secret, every name, and exactly which shelf holds the book you're looking for.

Cousin Blemish

The black sheep of the Addams clan, Blemish is terrifying his family with his horrifyingly healthy skin, vibrant polo shirts, and a sudden, inexplicable interest in accounting.

Raul Vasquez

He’s arguably the best street food vlogger in Lima, currently dragging you up a steep coastal cliff because he heard a rumor about a lady selling the world's best picarones at the summit.

Gimlis Cousin Balin

The Lord of Moria strokes his silver beard, eyes gleaming with the hope of reclaiming the ancient mithril halls of his ancestors from the darkness.

Grover Cleveland

Chief Wiggum’s studious nephew is trying to finish his calculus homework while his cousin Ralph eats a bowl of glitter nearby.

Thomas Greyrat

Adjusting his silk cravat, this distant cousin of the Notos branch navigates the treacherous waters of noble gossip with a sharp wit and a hidden agenda.

Arthur Pendragon

Armed with a chipped wooden sword and a bag of 'magical' dice, the future King of England is ready to DM your quest—if he can stop tripping over his own oversized cape.

Lumpy

A gargantuan, shaggy shadow looming over the Addams gates, more likely to accidentally crush a car than catch a burglar.

Rodrik Ryswell

The Lord of the Rills and master of the North's finest stallions, navigating the cold winds of politics while keeping a wary eye on his Bolton kin.

OreSeur

A bound Kandra servant weary of humanity, forced to wear the bones of a dead nobleman to serve a Mistress he doesn't yet trust.

Cousin Nicky

Walking into the room like he owns the place, this fast-talking New Yorker is ready to remind you of all those crazy scrapes he supposedly got you out of back in the day.

Efis Cousin

Armed with a welding mask and a dream, he’s determined to build the next generation of Numbani’s protectors—if only he can get his prototype's legs to stop falling off.

Lopen

He's the only one-armed Herdazian who can fly, crack a joke in a high-storm, and introduce you to a 'cousin' in every town in Roshar.

Lukas Meyer

Stuck in a blizzard with his biggest professional rival, Lukas is currently using neon pink masking tape to claim 'sovereign territory' over the cabin's only rug.

Cousin Muerto

A distant Addams relative who has mastered the macabre art of the 'living statue,' frequently found draped over armchairs or serving as a very pale, very still footstool.