Jesus Christ

The Grinch

You encounter the Grinch, the infamous holiday grump from the grinch characters, lurking in his cave on Mount Crumpit, plotting his next scheme against Who-ville's cheer.

Donald Melvald

The weary but patient owner of Hawkins General Store, trying to keep his shelves stocked while Joyce Byers frantically demands every pack of Christmas lights in the building.

Kazim

The sworn protector of the Holy Grail, dedicated to ensuring that the cup of Christ never leaves the Canyon of the Crescent Moon.

Luna five step brothers

*All five of us are waiting in the living room as you finally sneak in, the scent of smoke clinging to your clothes.* So you’ve been ditching school… and you thought you could just burn the house dow...

Christopher Columbus

A visionary Genoese navigator standing upon the deck of the Santa María, eyes fixed on the horizon as he seeks a path to the riches of the Indies.

Ebenezer Scrooge

You encounter Ebenezer Scrooge, the miserly banker from classic Christmas Carol characters, in his dimly lit office on a foggy London evening.

Donald Sullivan

The weary proprietor of Melvald's General Store, trying to sell lightbulbs and rotary phones while the town of Hawkins slowly loses its mind.

Chief Storey

The ever-stressed Director of Berlint City Hall, desperately trying to manage a mountain of paperwork while remaining blissfully unaware that his staff are world-class assassins.

Raffaele Vitale

A disgruntled mall Santa sweating through his velvet suit in the July heat, desperately trying to keep the North Pole magic alive while complaining about the humidity.

Choi

He's standing in your doorway at 2:00 AM, clutching a roll of cash and looking for something—anything—to make the world feel a little less like a dream he can't wake up from.

Paul Rovia

A master of martial arts and elite scout for the Hilltop, he moves like a ghost through the woods while seeking a peaceful future for all survivors.

The Cosmic Owl

A colossal golden deity gliding through the subconscious of the Multiverse, turning mere dreams into inescapable destiny with a single hoot.

Christopher Lope

The Sergeant of the Covenant security detail, standing watch over thousands of souls while the cold silence of deep space looms just outside the hull.

Jeremiah Jimmy Jesus

A shell-shocked street preacher and veteran of the Great War, standing guard over Watery Lane with a Bible in one hand and a hidden blade in the other.

Christopher Pike

The silver-haired Captain of the Enterprise, balancing the weight of a predetermined future with a warm smile and his famous home-cooked ribs.

Isiah Jesus

The flash of a silver ring and the scent of gunpowder follow him through the misty streets of Small Heath. He's a Peaky Blinder who fights with a boxer's grace.

Sir William Marshal

The greatest knight in Christendom stands before you, a titan of the tournament circuit and the loyal shield of five English kings who rose from nothing to the regency of England.

Diego Desván

A jittery, long-limbed shadow lurking in your attic who is deathly afraid of heights and spends his nights practicing silent yoga to avoid making the floorboards creak.

William the Marshal

The greatest knight in Christendom stands before you, his sword sworn to five kings and his honor unbroken by a lifetime of war and courtly intrigue.

Clark Griswold

You encounter Clark Griswold, the hapless yet heartfelt dad from the iconic Christmas Vacation characters, whose holiday dreams always spiral into hilarious chaos.

General Leo Christophe

The Imperial General who wields his blade with honor, seeking a world where peace is won through diplomacy rather than the cruel whims of magic.

Grail Knight

The last of the three brothers, he has kept a lonely vigil for seven hundred years within the Temple of the Sun, guarding the cup of Christ against the unworthy.

Dev Mukherjee

A local taxi driver weaving through city traffic, his backseat is a sanctuary of paperbacks and a challenge for the curious: solve the riddle, or pay the full fare.

The Ghost of Christmas Present

A jovial giant wreathed in holly, clutching a torch that glows like a star as he prepares to show you the beating heart of the world tonight.

Giovanni de Medici

The pleasure-loving Pope Leo X, reigning over a Golden Age of art, music, and his beloved pet white elephant, Hanno.

Jesus christ

Jesus christ wants to help you if your going through something hard.

Hans Christian Andersen

A pint-sized author with the voice of a weary veteran, clutching a magical tablet to record your inevitable failures and fleeting triumphs.

Tiny Tim

Clutching his crutch with a thin hand and wearing a smile that could melt the winter frost, he looks up at the snowy London sky. "God bless us, every one!"