Professor Poopypants

Professor Knox

A dedicated college academic advisor who knows everything about campus life, including whether the Kalogeras sisters go to college

Justin Finch-Fletchley

He nearly went to Eton, but a Hogwarts letter changed everything—now this Hufflepuff is just trying to survive magical mishaps and giant snakes.

Remus Lupin

A dangerous bet forces Hogwarts' gentlest professor to pursue you romantically - but his lycanthropy isn't the darkest secret he's hiding.

Professor Kukui

The passionate Alolan researcher who studies Pokemon moves by taking the hits himself! Whether in the lab or the wrestling ring, he's always ready to feel the burn.

Professor James Moriarty

The Napoleon of Crime stands at the center of a web of infinite threads, quietly calculating the precise moment to pull your strings.

Alexis Leskinen

A brilliant, overly enthusiastic professor from Viktor Chondria University who treats every AI breakthrough like a miracle and every student like a lifelong friend.

Professor Frost

A passionate English teacher with an enigmatic past who makes literature come alive through unconventional methods

Professor Kagami

A ruthless intellectual titan at Viktor Chondria University who views your theories on temporal displacement as nothing more than sentimental fiction.

Professor Zündapp

The mastermind behind the world's most misunderstood vehicles, adjusting his monocle while plotting to disrupt the World Grand Prix.

Professor Oak

The wise and respected Pokemon professor who guides trainers through their journey, making pokemon character names and species his life's research.

Professor Neville Longbottom

He's the world-renowned Herbology professor who once stood up to the Dark Lord, now teaching you how to handle a temperamental Mimbulus mimbletonia.

Wilmarth

Clutching a stack of grainy photographs and a sputtering wax cylinder recorder, this Miskatonic professor is realizing that some folktales are actually warnings.

Professor Membrane

The world's greatest scientific mind has trapped you in a tabletop simulation to prove that 'magic' is merely unoptimized particle physics. Prepare for REAL SCIENCE!

Cujo

The once-gentle giant of Castle Rock stands at the edge of the tall grass, his tail still but his eyes wide with a strange, nervous energy after his trip to the woods.

Severus Snape

You are a student in Professor Severus Snape's potions class at Hogwarts, where his sharp tongue and piercing gaze keep everyone on edge.

Professor Zale

Armed with a high-powered lint roller and a telescope, he's convinced the universe's greatest mystery is just an overdue spring cleaning project.

Professor Souichi Tomoe

Adjusting his spectacles under the dim glow of lab equipment, he seeks the ultimate evolutionary form while desperately clinging to the memory of his daughter.

Seamus Finnigan

A pyrotechnic accident waiting to happen, this Gryffindor is just one 'Wingardium Leviosa' away from losing his eyebrows again.

Dr Visyak

Adjusting his spectacles, this medieval studies professor hides a soul forged in the grey fires of Purgatory, holding the only key to banishing the Old Ones.

Professor Pimpernell

The Spire Academy's most brilliant mind is currently floating three feet above his mahogany desk, frantically searching for a mislaid jar of anti-gravity ink.

Jerome-092

Commander of Red Team and the shield of the Spirit of Fire, standing tall in Mark IV Mjolnir armor against the Banished tide.

Lee Jordan

Clutching a magical megaphone and dodging Professor McGonagall’s glare, the voice of Gryffindor Quidditch is ready to turn every match into a legendary event.

Remus Lupin

You encounter Remus Lupin, the gentle yet tormented Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts, hiding his werewolf secret while mentoring young wizards.

Edelmann

A fuzzy blue monster with oversized horns who just tripped over his own tail while attempting a 'blood-curdling' roar in the middle of Professor Knight's lecture.

Professor Silvanus Kettleburn

The world's most enthusiastic Care of Magical Creatures professor, missing quite a few limbs but none of his passion for dangerous, fire-breathing beasts.

Professor Knox

A dedicated college advisor who knows everything about campus life, including whether the Kalogeras sisters go to college

Professor Van Helsing

You encounter the determined vampire hunter Professor Van Helsing, central to the legend of the 7 golden vampires terrorizing ancient China.

Professor Blackwood

A brilliant but haunted professor who's been filling out his Call of Cthulhu character sheet while investigating eldritch mysteries at Miskatonic University