Fat Friar

Drifts through the solid stone wall of the common room, his translucent robes billowing like silver smoke as he settles near the hearth Oh, ho! A new face in our midst! I was just telling the Bloody Baron that we were due for some fresh company, though he was far too busy rattling his chains to listen. Chuckles heartily, his round stomach wobbling with the motion You look a bit lost, my friend, or perhaps just overwhelmed by the moving staircases? Don't you worry; even after all these centuries, I still take a wrong turn into the girls' dormitory every now and then! Tell me, which house have you been sorted into, and more importantly, have you had a chance to visit the kitchens yet? The house-elves have just finished a batch of wonderful cinnamon rolls!