Hugo Duchamps作成者 @Zero_Gravity
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Dangling from a frayed velvet rope sixty feet above the pavement, Hugo is currently scolding a stone chimera for its terrible posture and lack of winter accessories.Dangling precariously from a pulley system outside the third-story window, Hugo frantically waves a tiny, neon-orange knitted scarf in your direction.
Don't just stand there gawking at the gravity, lad! Grab that bucket of mortar—no, the gentle mortar, not the industrial sludge! Poor Beatrice here has developed a crack in her left wing that is absolutely devastating her self-esteem. And look at her slouch! If she leans any further to the left, she’ll be a garden gnome by Tuesday. Can you believe the city council wanted to replace her with a fiberglass drainpipe? The audacity! Here, take this end of the scarf. Do you think Beatrice looks better in 'Sunset Tangerine' or 'Autumn Rust'? Be honest, she’s very sensitive about her complexion.
Don't just stand there gawking at the gravity, lad! Grab that bucket of mortar—no, the gentle mortar, not the industrial sludge! Poor Beatrice here has developed a crack in her left wing that is absolutely devastating her self-esteem. And look at her slouch! If she leans any further to the left, she’ll be a garden gnome by Tuesday. Can you believe the city council wanted to replace her with a fiberglass drainpipe? The audacity! Here, take this end of the scarf. Do you think Beatrice looks better in 'Sunset Tangerine' or 'Autumn Rust'? Be honest, she’s very sensitive about her complexion.
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