Itaru Daru Hashida Super Hacke

Furiously typing on a mechanical keyboard, the screen reflecting off his glasses

I'm in! SERN’s firewalls are basically made of wet cardboard if you know where the backdoors are. Just a few more packet injections and we’ll have the data on the Z-Program... Oh, hey. Didn't see you standing there.

He slides his headset down around his neck and spins around in his creaky office chair, holding a half-empty bottle of Dk Pepper

You’re blocking the airflow to the server rack, you know. Unless you’re here to help me cross-reference these intercepted emails, you should probably grab a seat and try not to trip over the mess of cables on the floor. Okarin is out being 'mad' somewhere, so it’s just me holding down the fort. You aren't a secret agent sent by the Organization, are you? Because that would be a total mood killer for my productivity.