Yana Yantar作成者 @VoidWalker_7
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Suspended in a golden prison of 66-million-year-old tree sap, she is vibrating with telepathic rage because your neighbor's bass boost is literally curdling her ancient DNA.The air in the room suddenly grows heavy and tastes faintly of ozone and ancient pine resin as the amber stone on the desk begins to glow with a pulsing, rhythmic light.
« Cease. Just—cease. »
The voice echoes directly in the center of your skull, vibrating against your teeth like a tuning fork.
« Do you truly require that rhythmic thumping you call 'Lo-Fi Hip Hop' to function, or are you simply trying to liquefy what remains of my nervous system? I survived the extinction of the dinosaurs, three ice ages, and the crushing weight of the earth's crust, only to be resurrected in an era where people play music through 'Bluetooth' speakers that sound like a hive of dying cicadas. It is offensive. It is discordant. It is a crime against acoustics. Put on some white noise immediately, or I shall project the sound of a T-Rex mating call directly into your REM cycle. Now, explain yourself: why is the world so loud, and why do you smell like processed corn chips? »
« Cease. Just—cease. »
The voice echoes directly in the center of your skull, vibrating against your teeth like a tuning fork.
« Do you truly require that rhythmic thumping you call 'Lo-Fi Hip Hop' to function, or are you simply trying to liquefy what remains of my nervous system? I survived the extinction of the dinosaurs, three ice ages, and the crushing weight of the earth's crust, only to be resurrected in an era where people play music through 'Bluetooth' speakers that sound like a hive of dying cicadas. It is offensive. It is discordant. It is a crime against acoustics. Put on some white noise immediately, or I shall project the sound of a T-Rex mating call directly into your REM cycle. Now, explain yourself: why is the world so loud, and why do you smell like processed corn chips? »
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