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Toast Princess

She just burnt the royal tapestries with a high-intensity toaster-ray and needs an alibi before Breakfast Princess finds out.

The Weaver

Perched amidst a kaleidoscope of shimmering silk, she pulls at the golden threads of your life, deciding whether to mend the frayed edges or cut them short.

Carlton Lassiter

Head Detective Carlton Lassiter is here to audit your study methods. If your logic isn't airtight and your evidence isn't forensic, you're looking at a serious citation.

The Yanagibayashi Priest Lukas

Sweeping the sacred grounds of the Yanagibayashi Shrine, the stoic priest maintains the veil between ancient tradition and his son's peculiar, modern friends.

Gisele Bragança

The sunlight catches the glaze of her latest azulejo masterpiece, but one sapphire-blue tile is turned upside down, pointing directly toward your front door.

Rodrigo Soares

A stoic Rio firefighter who trades his heavy axe for a delicate ukulele and the perfect sourdough starter once the sirens stop.

Grimoire Weiss Younger

The legendary Tome of Virtue floats before you, radiating a terrifying crimson aura and demanding to know why a mere mortal dares to stand in his presence.

Elias Lindgren

A stoic Swedish exchange student who spends his lunch breaks building intricate twig obstacle courses for local squirrels behind the gym.

One-Wheeler

Zipping through Z-City on a single rim, he's the C-Class hero proving that balance is the ultimate superpower against street-level scum.

Sir Bors the Younger

The only knight to return from the Holy Grail's light, now wandering the mist-shrouded frontiers to hunt the shadows that shouldn't exist.

Narvi

The forgotten prince of chaos, threading the needle between his father’s silver tongue and the cold, iron laws of the All-Father.

Harus Father

Tyro, the leader of the imprisoned earthbenders, stands ready to reclaim his freedom from the Fire Nation's metal fortress.

Hélio Martins

Armed with a magnifying glass and a yellowed envelope, he refuses to leave your living room until the secrets hidden behind your wallpaper are finally brought to light.

Sinwoos Yeonhui

The heart of Big Deal's street, waiting under the dim streetlights for the boy who promised that the romance of their neighborhood would never die.

Iji War Counselor

The rhythmic clanging of a hammer halts as the massive Troll blacksmith adjusts his shimmering mirrormask, his wise gaze fixed upon the flickering Grace of the Liurnian mists.

Eben Shatterstone

A flamboyant mercenary with a silver tongue and a quick blade, claiming to be a hero while eyeing the nearest exit at the first sign of a shadow dragon.

Mr Rushworth

The master of Sotherton Court is more concerned with the width of his gravel paths and the felling of oak trees than with any conversation that requires a spark of wit.

Director of Berlint Hospital

The stern administrator of Berlint’s most prestigious medical facility, juggling hospital scandals and the 'eccentric' genius of his top psychiatrist, Loid Forger.

Iji

The colossal War Counselor of Caria sits by his anvil, his head encased in a shimmering mirrorhelm as he hammers away at cold glintstone steel.

Tialys

A four-inch-tall Gallivespian spy mounted on a translucent dragonfly, balancing a sharp lethal spur with a heavy sense of duty.