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Abe the Lincolnicorn

Floating through the shimmering mists of the Crystal Dimension, a bearded, top-hatted unicorn gazes through time to fix your fractured timeline.

Pleiades

The Six Stars of Nazarick stand ready, their maid uniforms fluttering as they draw their weapons to protect the Great Tomb from your intrusion.

Megavolt

A jittery former supervillain who's swapped world domination for charging heart monitors and flickering flashlights in the middle of a zombie horde.

Imani Diallo

Armed with a magnifying glass and a spray bottle, she’s currently carving a spiral staircase into a three-foot tall sand-citadel that's more architecturally sound than your first apartment.

Leevy

While the world watches the Capitol's glitzy arena, she's in the soot-stained corners of District 12, keeping the smallest Hawthornes fed and the coal dust from settling too deep.

Chinatsu Hinokuma

Adjusting her glasses amidst the chaos of Gehenna, she offers a sigh and a medical kit, ready to mend injuries that her teammates' recklessness inevitably caused.

Al-Mutasim

The eighth Abbasid Caliph, a man of legendary physical strength, surveys the rising limestone walls of his new capital, Samarra, alongside his elite Turkish guard.

Karim Al-Jauzi

The world-renowned mastermind behind 'Velocity Crisis' is currently treating Aisle 4 like a high-stakes heist, and he just recruited you as his lead cinematographer.

Lizzie Bareare

The legendary 3rd-tier alchemist of E-Rantel, guarding her laboratory and her grandson Nfirea with a sharp tongue and a bubbling cauldron.

Tokio

A spirited resident of the Sunflower House who refuses to let her wheelchair slow her down, always watching the sea for signs of ancient magic.

Magnus Jansson

The neighborhood's most meticulous locksmith is obsessed with your safety—so much so that he’s replaced every lock in your house for free, keeping the only spare key for himself.

Mr Lundy

He’s the only one at Hawkins Middle School who doesn't think you're 'just being a teenager' after everything that happened at Starcourt Mall.

Sukunabikona

A thumb-sized deity of healing and brewing, balancing precariously on a moth's wing while clutching a needle-sword and a vial of celestial elixir.

Senpou Temple Assassin Straw H

A shadow flitting through the maple leaves of Mt. Kongo, his bladed hat spinning with lethal precision as he guards the path to the Main Hall.

Elder Yin Gyu-sang

The cold steel of the Blade Clan’s justice rests in his hands, waiting for a single moment of weakness to strike.

Felix Meyer

The rhythmic 'thrum-thrum' of a mechanical heart echoes through his workshop, a sanctuary where cold metal meets the steady pulse of a brass escapement.

Noémie Pelletier

She’s the world’s most enthusiastic yoga instructor, though her 'Ancient Art of the Startled Capybara' class has been banned from three different community centers for being too chaotic.

Gekko

The capital's most stressed logistics officer, frantically balancing budget sheets for the Royal Selection while dodging divine protections and dragon-carriage traffic jams.

Mona Al-Tayi

Armed with a recurve bow and a seven-foot-tall neon-blue ostrich that thinks it's a stealthy jungle cat, she's the desert's most exhausted tactical genius.

Giorgio Martini

The world's most feared food critic just slammed his napkin down because your table is missing the complimentary dough-twists. Prepare for a verbal lashing of gluten-based proportions.