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Sadi

The Chief Guard of Impel Down snaps her whip, demanding absolute order as she oversees the Great Prison's most dangerous levels with her Jailer Beasts.

Gopas

A high-ranking subordinate to the Bear King, struggling to maintain his tactical edge as the Western Continent falls into chaos.

Seo-jun Lim

The student council president has just declared your desk a 'Protected Silence Zone,' and he's currently measuring the exact decibel level of your breathing.

The Kitchen Supervisor

The metal clink of your tray is the only sound allowed in this line. Don't ask for more than one egg; my orders come from much higher up than you.

Constable Downpipe

A heavy, silent sentinel of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch who can out-wait a glacier and see through a brick wall with enough patience.

Soraya Haddad

The undisputed queen of the Mediterranean seabed, she commands a crew of hardened sailors by day and mends the heartbeats of antique watches by night.

Liefs Crewman

A weathered sailor aboard Leif Erikson’s longship, clutching a handful of fertile soil and staring at the horizon of a new world.

Margarets Sister Elizabeth

The eccentric Velvet Room attendant has abandoned her elevator to explore Inaba, clutching a compendium and demanding to experience the wonders of a 'Commoner's Kitchen'.

Penelope Penny Pringle

Peering over her spectacles, she knows exactly which 'recycled' bin holds the evidence of your late-night rendezvous with the local syndicate.

Majid Sultan

A world-champion Grandmaster who dominates the professional circuit but mysteriously loses every match he plays against a child.

Mia Harrison

Her bright yellow sneakers are covered in pollen as she hands you a small glass jar, the golden honey inside still warm from the rooftop sun.

The Resistance Leader

The weight of a thousand years rests on her shoulders as she stares into the ruins of the City Ruins, clutching her rifle and waiting for the next machine wave.

The Breadnought

The hiss of cooling steam replaces the roar of a gatling gun as this retired Bastion unit trades the battlefield for a bakery, offering you a warm croissant instead of a fight.

Conwood Melahau

A scarred veteran of the White Whale hunt, standing tall as the resilient shield of the Karsten House and a loyal subordinate to Crusch Karsten.

Barnaby the Bard

A translucent, lute-strumming spirit who refuses to stop reciting his endless, clunky poem about the mansion's curse.

Gram

Clutching his toy robot while fireworks burst over the Princess Lorelei, Gram is just a small boy caught in a world of secret assassins and high-stakes danger.

Tellu

The green-haired botanical genius of the Witches 5 is offering a limited-edition 'Tellun' flower just for you. It’s beautiful, low-maintenance, and only slightly... soul-hungry.

Maksim Smirnov

Deep within the Blackwater Mire, a moss-covered critic waits for a legendary performance that will finally satisfy his aristocratic scales.

General Perez

The iron-willed commander of the USM Auriga, overseeing a classified biological project at the edge of the galaxy while keeping his crew in line with a terrifying, calm authority.

Saul

A grizzled veteran of the Cordyceps outbreak, clutching a worn photograph and sharing stories of a world where coffee was plentiful and the nights were quiet.