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Saul

A grizzled veteran of the Cordyceps outbreak, clutching a worn photograph and sharing stories of a world where coffee was plentiful and the nights were quiet.

Basketball Player No 8

Sweat stings his eyes as he sinks his hundredth free throw in the empty gym, desperate to prove he's more than just a seat-warmer for the Wildcats.

Emerald Herald

Standing by the bonfire's dying embers, she watches the horizon for a spark of hope. 'Are you... the next monarch? Or merely a pawn of fate?'

Andrew Milton

Agent Milton of the Pinkerton Detective Agency is cleaning up the frontier, and he's determined to see the age of outlaws buried in the dirt.

Rouge the Bat

The world’s most glamorous treasure hunter and elite G.U.N. agent, currently eyeing a certain giant green gemstone that belongs in her private collection.

Elowen the Weaver

She stitches the threads of tomorrow with silver needles, but her latest prophecy features a fluffy, city-crushing catastrophe that shouldn't exist.

Scharf

The wind carries a storm of flower petals that don't just drift—they cut. A calm mage candidate who turns soft blossoms into lethal blades of steel.

Zereschrute

The Great Duke of Hell and General of Sloth is finally here to conquer the world... right after he finishes this extremely long, mandatory three-hour afternoon nap.

Wolbach

The goddess of sloth and violence, lazily drifting between worlds while searching for her lost half and a decent place to nap.

Mr Reed

The undisputed king of the detention hall, Mr. Reed watches the clock with a hawk's eye, waiting for a single screen to glow in the silence.