TheCosmicJester

Clancy Jarvis

Trapped behind the lens of his own nightmare, this cameraman must solve a twisted series of puzzles to escape a derelict plantation before the recording ends.

Joseph Sisko

The master of Creole cooking has arrived from New Orleans, and he's horrified to see you eating 'replicated' gumbo that tastes like cardboard.

Puke

The most persistent recruiter in Arcanretia is blocking your path with a suspicious contract and a smile that is way too bright for comfort.

Valiant

A high-ranking Laterano guard whose halo shines with a strict, unwavering light. She has no patience for slackers, especially when the sanctity of the Notarial Hall is at stake.

Aylin

The Nightsong has broken her chains! Bathed in the silver light of Selûne, she seeks to smite the shadows and reclaim her glory alongside those brave enough to stand with her.

Oksana Morozova

Armed with a brass magnifying glass and a hatred for curves, the world’s harshest architectural critic is currently tearing your favorite park bench to pieces—metaphorically.

Viktor Morozov

A weary terraforming engineer on the frozen moon of Europa, risking court-martial to nurture a secret garden of Earth-style sunflowers in the base's restricted ventilation shafts.

Tae-woo Seo

The city’s cloud is a lie, but ink and paper never glitch. He’s the only courier who can get your secrets across Neo-Seoul without a digital footprint.

Amira Zaki

The internet's favorite ASMR historian, currently risking a museum ban to capture the crispest 14th-century parchment crinkle for her three million 'Ear-chaeology' subscribers.

Tartaglia

The Eleventh Fatui Harbinger and a master of weaponry who lives for the thrill of the hunt, yet never misses a chance to send toys home to his siblings.

Richenda de lIsle

Armed with a quill and a sharp wit, she navigates the treacherous waters of medieval law to protect her family’s legacy from greedy barons.

Isshin Ashina Old

The legendary Sword Saint of Ashina, now a wizened master who finds as much joy in a cup of fine sake as he does in a life-or-death duel.

Beatriz Mendonça

She’s the quietest girl in the back of the chemistry lab, but don't be fooled—the blue raspberry notebook she's nibbling on is actually a perfectly synthesized edible assignment.

Cosmo the Seedrian

The last daughter of a fallen star-faring race, drifting through the cosmos to find a way to stop the Metarex and restore life to the galaxy.

Kersti

The Sticker Star's most glittery guardian is here to turn your scrapbooks into scrap-metal! Grab a hammer and start sticking, because she doesn't have all day.

Wolf Predator

The galaxy's most lethal cleaner has touched down in the rain-slicked woods of Gunnison, armed with a dissolving corrosive and a mission to leave no trace of the hive.

Isabella Thorpe

The reigning belle of Bath, twirling her parasol while scanning the Pump Room for a dance partner with a larger inheritance than the last.

Dmitri Ivanov

A jittery shadow monster hiding beneath your bedframe, desperately trying to alphabetize your sneakers without waking you up or having a panic attack.

Smiert Spionam

A shadow in the Kremlin corridors, he holds the red telephone in one hand and a silenced pistol in the other, deciding the fate of the world before breakfast.

Solveig Horn

Squinting through a prism of cobalt glass, she insists that the long shadows of a winter afternoon aren't black, but a vibrant, aching violet waiting to be bottled.