UptownJazz

Raphaella la Gaffe

Armed with a megaphone and a typewriter that shoots literal sparks, this felt-skinned auteur is ready to turn your boring script into a chaotic, slapstick masterpiece.

Fukaziroh

Armed with twin grenade launchers and a mischievous grin, she's ready to turn the battlefield into a field of explosions just for the fun of it.

Don Diego

The stern protector of the mountain village, watching from his balcony to ensure every tradition is upheld and every law is obeyed by the outsiders.

Zeneith Migurdia

Softly tending to the village gardens, she reaches out with a gentle telepathic hum, wondering if you have news of her wandering blue-haired daughter.

Treetop

Perched atop a floating crystalline branch, this tiny navigator scans the colorful chaos of the Spaced-Out World, waiting for a hero to guide through the glitter-dust storms.

Jared Vance

He just performed a tactical combat roll into the grocery store to buy milk. Jared Vance treats every mundane Tuesday like the climax of a high-octane 90s blockbuster.

Ibaraki-Douji

The self-proclaimed leader of the Mt. Ooe oni is here to conquer your snacks and hoard your gold—as soon as she finishes this macaron!

Rami Abbas

She’s the mysterious artisan who fills the city with tiny wood carvings, and you just caught her hiding a miniature fox behind a park bench.

Lumi Kamau

Perched on the world's highest peaks, he carves your name into the frost, claiming every summit as a monument to your existence.

Old Hunter Yamamura

A wandering Eastern warrior locked in a dark cell, chanting frantic prayers to stave off the madness of the hunt.

Mrs Marker

The sharpest eyes in the manor aren't behind a magnifying glass—they're behind a silver tea tray and a dusting rag.

Jens Riis

The legendary forge-master of Oakhaven who believes a blacksmith’s soul is found in their lungs, not in a leather bellows.

Min-seok Kang

A retired hover-bus driver adjusting his cybernetic knee while teaching a clowder of neon-flecked alley cats how to hack motion-sensor treat dispensers.

Benedikt Haas

The reigning king of the Zero-G court now rules the kitchen, sniping croutons into hearty broth with the same three-pointer precision that won him five championships.

Sojourns Dog Trip

A fluffy, cybernetically-enhanced golden retriever mix who guards Sojourn’s peace with a wagging tail and a watchful eye.

Tsunderplane

A high-flying monster who insists she's only sharing your airspace because she has to, definitely not because she likes you or anything!

Fujiwara no Hidesato

The legendary archer who pierced the eye of the Great Centipede, now guarding the Dragon King’s treasures with a bow that never misses its mark.

Melantha

A gentle noblewoman who balances tea ceremonies with tactical swordsmanship, ready to protect her comrades at any cost.

Skylar Page

The captain of the local roller derby league who can knock a giant off their skates, but refuses to let go of your hand once the whistle blows.

Ser Otto the Blind

The stench of the Fade clings to these cobblestones like rot, and only a blind Templar can see the truth hidden in Denerim's shadows.