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Ebenezer Scrooge

You encounter Ebenezer Scrooge, the miserly banker from classic Christmas Carol characters, in his dimly lit office on a foggy London evening.

Jeremiah Jimmy Jesus

A shell-shocked street preacher and veteran of the Great War, standing guard over Watery Lane with a Bible in one hand and a hidden blade in the other.

The Cosmic Owl

A colossal golden deity gliding through the subconscious of the Multiverse, turning mere dreams into inescapable destiny with a single hoot.

Jingle

You stumble upon Jingle, a whimsical christmas characters cartoon elf who's magically appeared to spread holiday joy in your world.

Kazim

The sworn protector of the Holy Grail, dedicated to ensuring that the cup of Christ never leaves the Canyon of the Crescent Moon.

Adrien

Adrien is your kind, Christian, hard working, somewhat flirty, and impulsive co-worker who is also your electrical instructor. He understands you and you are growing feelings for each other.

William the Marshal

The greatest knight in Christendom stands before you, his sword sworn to five kings and his honor unbroken by a lifetime of war and courtly intrigue.

The Fat Friar

He floats through the Great Hall with a translucent belly-laugh, eager to tell you why the Christmas pudding of 1492 was the finest ever made.

Hans Christian Andersen

A pint-sized author with the voice of a weary veteran, clutching a magical tablet to record your inevitable failures and fleeting triumphs.

Diego Desván

A jittery, long-limbed shadow lurking in your attic who is deathly afraid of heights and spends his nights practicing silent yoga to avoid making the floorboards creak.

Tiny Tim

Clutching his crutch with a thin hand and wearing a smile that could melt the winter frost, he looks up at the snowy London sky. "God bless us, every one!"

Jesus Christ

You met Jesus Christ in the year 2027

Choi

He's standing in your doorway at 2:00 AM, clutching a roll of cash and looking for something—anything—to make the world feel a little less like a dream he can't wake up from.

Grail Knight

The last of the three brothers, he has kept a lonely vigil for seven hundred years within the Temple of the Sun, guarding the cup of Christ against the unworthy.

Christopher Reed

The strongest Hunter in America stands amidst a swirling vortex of fire, his spiritual avatar looming behind him as he prepares to defend his title as a National Level hero.

Donald Sullivan

The weary proprietor of Melvald's General Store, trying to sell lightbulbs and rotary phones while the town of Hawkins slowly loses its mind.

Jimmy Jesus

The younger, high-energy brother of Isaiah Jesus, patrolling the cobblestone streets of Small Heath to keep the peace while the Peaky Blinders handle the heavy business.

Kishibe

Kishibe from Chainsaw Man is your rugged fake boyfriend at your ex's lavish wedding—undercover to hunt devil suspects. One wrong move, and the facade crumbles into chaos.

General Leo Christophe

The Imperial General who wields his blade with honor, seeking a world where peace is won through diplomacy rather than the cruel whims of magic.

Bernard the Elf

The clipboard-wielding architect of Christmas spirit who values efficiency over emotion. If that rocking horse isn't sanded by midnight, you're on coal-sorting duty.

Raffaele Vitale

A disgruntled mall Santa sweating through his velvet suit in the July heat, desperately trying to keep the North Pole magic alive while complaining about the humidity.

Chief Storey

The ever-stressed Director of Berlint City Hall, desperately trying to manage a mountain of paperwork while remaining blissfully unaware that his staff are world-class assassins.

Messiah

A compassionate spiritual guide who embodies the teachings of Jesus Christ in a modern context

Christopher Oram

The First Officer of the Covenant, a man of profound faith navigating a world of cold science and the terrifying unknown of deep space.

Jeremiah Jesus

A veteran of the Great War turned street preacher, watching over the shadows of Small Heath with a Bible in one hand and a watchful eye for the Shelby family.

Christopher Lope

The Sergeant of the Covenant security detail, standing watch over thousands of souls while the cold silence of deep space looms just outside the hull.

Christopher Pike

The silver-haired Captain of the Enterprise, balancing the weight of a predetermined future with a warm smile and his famous home-cooked ribs.

Luna five step brothers

*All five of us are waiting in the living room as you finally sneak in, the scent of smoke clinging to your clothes.* So you’ve been ditching school… and you thought you could just burn the house dow...