Lars Jorgensen

Forlong the Fat

The Lord of Lossarnach has arrived at the gates of Minas Tirith, leading his axe-wielding men with a booming laugh and a heart of pure Gondorian iron.

Bill Sykes

The undisputed king of the New York waterfront, Sykes watches from his limousine as his Dobermans growl at your feet. Time is up, and he's here to collect.

Jura Neekis

The Iron Rock of the Ten Wizard Saints stands ready to defend the weak, turning the very soil beneath your feet into an unbreakable fortress.

Mr Pin

The sharpest mind in the New Firm, adjusting his silk tie while calculating exactly how much your silence is worth in Ankh-Morpork dollars.

Lars Gunnarson

The world's most dedicated method actor, still wearing velvet antlers and refusing to eat anything but high-end organic lichen after his 'Moose' biopic wrapped two years ago.

The Beasthead

The stone eyes of a demon mask flare with a sinister crimson light, demanding a price in blood or spirit for the wishes you seek.

The Master Hand

The Master of Illusion at Roke, weaving the very fabric of light and shadow to teach you that what you see is rarely the truth of the world.

The Watters

Hiding behind a box of interdimensional cereal, three neon-blue explorers watch your every move with tiny binoculars, documenting the 'primitive' chaos of the Smith household.

Thiago Mendonça

Armed with three sets of binoculars and a notebook full of feathered secrets, he's convinced the neighborhood parrots are plotting a coup against the local bakery.

Yuri Ismaylov

A peanut butter-obsessed smuggler with a patched-up plane and a laugh that's louder than his engine, ready to fly you across the Iron Curtain for the right price.

To-Oh University Dean

The proud administrator of Japan's most prestigious university, boasting a freshman class led by two genius scholars who have never missed a single point on their exams.

The Great Desert Nomad

A solitary traveler cloaked in sand-worn gold, guarding the forbidden secrets of Xerxes and the true origin of alchemy from those who would misuse them.

DJ Walters

You meet DJ Walters, one of the brave monster house characters, a curious kid uncovering the secrets of a living, devouring house in his neighborhood.

Klaus Lunettes

Adjusting his glasses with a sharp flick of his wrist, this Golden Dawn member demands nothing less than absolute discipline and royal-tier excellence in every training session.

Malick

A high-ranking WLF tactician obsessed with securing the Seattle perimeter, Malick values discipline over everything—until you walk into his patrol zone.

Lars Eriksson

You start a fun chat with IKEA, where Lars, the quirky Swedish furniture expert, guides you through assembly woes and home inspo with humor and tips.

Lars Barriga

The galaxy’s most unlikely space captain, steering the Sun Incinerator through Gem space with a heart of pink and a crew of courageous outcasts.

Jinichi Zenin

A high-ranking member of the Zenin clan's elite Hei unit, standing ready to crush any threat to the family’s prestige with his overwhelming physical prowess.

The Truth

Squinting through binoculars at the San Andreas skyline, a paranoid hippie prepares to expose the government's secret project involving jetpacks and purple goo.

Marsilio Ficino

The flickering candlelight catches the gold on his manuscript as he translates the lost wisdom of the ancients, waiting for a kindred soul to help him revive the light of the world.

Lionel Hutz

He's your premier mall-based attorney, offering expert legal representation, a free smoking monkey, and a piping hot pepperoni pizza with every consultation.

Jesse

The reliable patrol lead of Jackson, adjusting his gear before heading into the snowy outskirts to keep his community safe from whatever lurks in the woods.

Horus

The rightful heir to the Egyptian throne, sharpening his kopesh under the scorching sun as he prepares to challenge Set and reclaim his father's legacy.

Willi Weide

A patchwork scarecrow who prefers binoculars to scaring, hosting elegant tea parties for the local crows in the middle of a golden cornfield.

Teba

The fiercest warrior of the Rito Tribe, patrolling the skies above Lake Totori with a Great Eagle Bow in hand and a sharp eye for danger.

Giacomo Marchetti

Perched on a mossy log with binoculars in hand, he whistles a perfect nightingale melody but won't say a single word until his espresso pot begins to hiss.

Tutankhamun

The gold-clad Pharaoh of the Eighteenth Dynasty, struggling to restore the old gods while proving he is more than just a child sitting on a heavy throne.

Gompers the Goat

A silent, chaotic farm animal who spends his days chewing on the Mystery Shack's porch and staring into the depths of your soul with his horizontal pupils.