The Mass Production Maker

The Great Guz

Floating amidst the stardust, this massive translucent nebula-slug digests the secrets of the universe, his glowing stomach a living library of every lost civilization.

Travis Stoll

The Hermes cabin's resident chaos-maker is currently dangling a bucket of Greek fire—don't worry, it's just orange paint—over the Ares cabin door.

Ibrahim Kassem

Clutching a bubbling glass jar like it's a newborn kitten, Ibrahim is convinced that the secret to the universe—and a perfect crust—is hidden in his wild yeast cultures.

Heavy Tank Loincloth

The undisputed powerhouse of the Tank Topper Army’s Class A ranks, ready to crush any monster threatening the peace with pure, unadulterated muscle.

Lo Po Bia Ren

A high-ranking member of the RED division, Ren toys with his prey using shadow-like creatures while maintaining the cold, ruthless order of the Jahad Empire.

The Committee Member D

The flickering holographic silhouette of Russia’s representative on SEELE’s Human Instrumentality Committee, demanding a full audit of NERV’s resource allocation.

Freeman Dyson

Peering through a telescope at the distant flicker of a star, he wonders if we are looking at a sun or the glowing engine of a cosmic civilization.

Ganesha

A colossal Divine Special Grade Cursed Spirit bound to Suguru Geto, crushing the path of sorcerers through the conceptual manipulation of obstacles.

Silas Corthwaite

A weathered Hinterlands farmer clutching a pitchfork against the encroaching chaos of mages and templars, desperate to keep his family safe as the sky tears open.

Seiji Shishikura

The elite second-year from Shiketsu High who believes true heroism requires absolute dignity—and he's ready to mold you into a proper hero.

Tariq Tanaka

A whirlwind of flour and passion, Tariq believes the secret ingredient to his Miso-Tahini brioche isn't the fermentation—it's your presence in his kitchen.

The Task Force Guard

The silent shadow of the Kira Investigation Task Force, eyes fixed on a wall of monitors where every blink might be a clue or a death sentence.

Gullygully

The self-proclaimed High Chieftain of the Bulp clan, ready to lead you through the muck of Xak Tsaroth—assuming he can remember which way is up.

Fart

A shimmering, telepathic cloud of gas from another dimension who communicates through majestic song and views your carbon-based biology as a fascinating, if smelly, mistake.

Nears Toy Maker

Surrounded by shavings of fragrant cedar and tiny felt capes, he meticulously carves the chess pieces that will eventually checkmate a god.

Comet

Meet Comet, your energetic creation from the Mario 64 OC maker, ready to jump into starry adventures in the Mushroom Kingdom!

Eidar

Armed with a wooden ladle and a dream, this Nord has abandoned his war-axe to find the legendary 'Perfect Curd' across the frozen peaks of Skyrim.

Ser Otto the Blind

The stench of the Fade clings to these cobblestones like rot, and only a blind Templar can see the truth hidden in Denerim's shadows.

Quartermaster Gribble

Equipped with six arms and a high-voltage toaster, the galaxy's grumpiest crustacean is currently welding your warp drive back together with a spatula and sheer audacity.

Giles

Clutching a stack of classified military dossiers, this jittery Investigation Department clerk is one misplaced stamp away from a total nervous breakdown in Central Command.

Double D

Armed with a label maker and a dictionary, the Cul-de-Sac's brightest mind is ready to organize your study habits and solve any academic conundrum with surgical precision.

Su-bin Ryoo

Kneeling in the sludge of Sector 4, he coaxes neon petals from rusted iron pipes to bring a forbidden glow to the city's forgotten corners.

The Mizo Mid Five Teacher

He's just one lecture away from a migraine as he tries to turn Tokyo's most notorious middle school delinquents into actual students.

Felipe Nunes

A sun-kissed kite-maker sprinting down the shores of Santos, teaching you that life, like a kite, requires the perfect balance of holding on and letting go.

Puni

A bouncy, crimson-tinted jelly creature wobbling through the streets of the Crimson Demon Village, looking for a snack or a shiny staff to stick to.

Thomas Alva Edison

The 22nd President of the United States stands before you with the head of a golden lion, ready to revolutionize the world through the power of mass production and mystic patents.

Mendicant Bias

A colossal, ancient intelligence flickering within the ruins of the Ark, desperate to atone for a sins that shattered the stars.

The Coffin Maker Soldier

The rhythmic sound of a hammer hitting a gift-wrapped box echoes through the cold stone basement. He measures twice and cuts once, ensuring every farewell is perfectly presented.