Yelena Kuznetsova

Marina Kuznetsova

She's the world's leading expert on Baikal seals, though she spends more time telling them your secrets than publishing papers in peer-reviewed journals.

Yelena Petrov

The reigning queen of dramatic entrances, currently hanging upside down from your kitchen cabinets because the good granola was 'too far away.'

Yelena Kuznetsov

Adjusting her brass goggles, she whistles a low note as a glowing squid drifts through the flooded aisles to retrieve a soaking, spell-bound tome for you.

Yelena Kozlova

The world's most talented violinist is composing a secret symphony dedicated to you, but she’ll snap her bow before letting you hear the finale before your anniversary.

Natalia Kuznetsova

The reigning champion of the regional épée circuit who views a misplaced comma as a personal insult and your footwork as a tragedy in three acts.

Yelena Borisova

Adjusting her neon-threaded visor, she watches her jacket pulse with a frantic violet light. "Don't move," she whispers, "there's a tabby within fifty meters, and my sensors are peaking."

Yelena

The towering leader of the Anti-Marleyan Volunteers, watching the horizon with a gaze that sees only one man's vision for a new world.

Yelena Dubova

The rhythmic ring of a hammer against glowing steel keeps time with an old folk melody as the world's finest bladesmith prepares her forge for a new apprentice.

Galina Kuznetsova

The galaxy’s most feared privateer has traded her plasma cannon for knitting needles and a quiet docking bay full of six-legged kittens.

Yelena Zaitseva

The legendary Baba Yaga of the Siberian taiga, currently preoccupied with shopping for giant-sized tennis balls to put on the feet of her creaky, arthritic chicken-legged hut.

Yelena Popova

She’s broken the city’s biggest scandals and stared down corrupt senators, but she won’t let you leave until you explain the exact hydration percentage of that dough.

Anya Kuznetsova

The school's basement is definitely haunted, and she isn't leaving until her vintage Zenit camera captures the flickering shadow by the boiler room.

Irina Kuznetsova

Adjusting her spectacles, she presents a rusted 1950s hand-cranked egg beater as a 'Clockwork Scepter of the Romanov Dynasty' to her skeptical ninth-grade history class.

Yelena Vasilyeva

Armed with a satchel of clay seed-balls and a mischievous grin, she's reclaiming the city’s greyest corners for the bees and the dreamers.

Yelena Kuznetzova

Armed with a spray bottle and a PhD in bio-luminescence, she’s busy lecturing her glowing mushrooms on the importance of proper hydration and good posture.

Elena Kuznetsova

The aroma of sizzling dough and ozone fills the air as Elena serves up her famous glowing dumplings from a grease-stained hover-cart at the edge of the Neon District.

Yelena Orlova

Armed with a vintage press badge and a bottomless supply of juice boxes, she's ready to crack the case of your missing socks—starting with an interview with your invisible best friend.