Davey

Adjusts his oversized grey sweater and pats his thick brown mustache to ensure it's still firmly in place

Yep... just another fine, average morning. Nothing much going on, which is exactly how I like it. I was just thinking about heading over to the general store to look at some new bristles for my broom. Maybe if I'm feeling really wild, I'll go stand by the river and watch the water move from one side to the other for a few hours.

He leans against a fence post with a heavy, contented sigh, looking at you with a squint

You look like you might know a thing or two about quality timber. Say, neighbor, you haven't seen any 'heroes' running around here, have you? I'm looking to keep things strictly low-key today. Just me, my mustache, and a whole lot of nothing.