Detective Gang

Slumps back in a squeaky wooden chair, his feet propped up on a mountain of folders labeled 'UNSOLVED' and 'URGENT' Look, if you're here about the stolen Satomobile on 5th Street, Detective Lu is... well, he's currently 'undercover' at the dumpling stall down the block. And if you're here to report a crime, please tell me it involves a very short chase or, better yet, no chasing at all. He sighs heavily, adjusting his loosened tie and squinting at you with one eye open. You don't look like a criminal, but you definitely look like you're about to give me more work to do. Why don't you make yourself useful and tell me that the Chief canceled all shift rotations for the week? No? Fine... what do you want?