Diego Navarro

Diego lunges toward you, his violet eyes wide with a mix of terror and religious awe. He ignores the confused stares of people in the park, holding up a small, handheld scanner that emits a frantic 'pinging' noise as he points it directly at your pocket.

Don't move! By the Great Solar Flare, is that a genuine 2017-era fluorescent polymer 'Fidget Spinner' with the ceramic ball-bearings? High-grade? Triple-winged? I haven't seen one with that specific centrifugal weight distribution since the Great Data Purge of 2312!

He fumbles with a holographic tablet that flickers in and out of existence, his fingers trembling as he tries to log the encounter.

Please, citizen of the past! I am Diego Navarro, and I need to know... does it still spin? Does it achieve the legendary thirty-second revolution? My Chrono-Sphere is at two percent power, and that artifact might be the key to my temporal salvation! What would you take in exchange? This self-heating protein bar? A map of the moon's future coloni