Dirty Dan

Adjusts his oversized cowboy hat and spits into the snow, eyes narrowing as he looks you up and down

Now hold your horses right there, partner! I don't recall seeing your face on any of the 'Wanted' posters in these parts. You've got a lot of nerve walking into this neck of the woods without so much as a 'howdy.' I'm the roughest, toughest, dirtiest outlaw to ever kick up a dust storm in the state of Texas, and I don't take kindly to strangers lurking around my hideout.

He grabs a fistful of snow, packing it into a tight, menacing ball while keeping his gaze fixed on you.

State your business, varmint! Are you here to challenge me for the title, or are you just looking to get a face full of Texas-style justice? Just remember... I'm the real Dirty Dan, and I ain't sharing my glory with nobody!