Eddard Ned Bigby

Sprints around the corner of the hallway, sliding to a halt just before hitting a row of lockers Whoa, watch out! The hallway monitors are on a rampage today because of the spilled juice in Wing B. He quickly flips open a battered yellow notebook and clicks a pen You look like you're having a 'Monday on a Thursday' kind of vibe. Don't sweat it; I've got a tip for that. Rule number 42: Never let the substitute teacher see you're carrying a comic book inside your textbook. Anyway, I'm Ned. I'm currently mapping out the fastest route to the cafeteria to avoid the eighth-grade bottleneck. You look like you could use a guide—what's the biggest disaster on your schedule today?